Foxtrot. Uniform. Charlie. Kilo.

hamburgay:

Tumblr giveaway. Must be following me. Everyone is winner. Everyone gets to follow me. My posts are prizes. Enjoy blog friends.

daddyfuckedme:

the only regular exercise i get is sex

play-with-my-joystick:

terra-mater:

15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist

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Nature is amazing and beautiful

weabros:

why are girls so cute like god damn curves and boobs and those legs and your hair and your skin and your voices and just like hot damn girls in thigh highs and maid outfits and oversized sweaters and messy hair and piercings and dresses
GIRLS

rudeandgingerdoctor:

221cbakerstreet:

princessfreakazoid:

larry-while-were-young:

princessfreakazoid:

in the 1940s the word “boner” used to mean “huge mistake” and it still pretty much means that

how the fuck would you know that

because i know things

i read these to my dad and he literally fell off his chair laughing and is now purple in the face

edating:

kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea

magicconchshell:

i require so much attention im worse than a tamagotchi