Has everyone noticed that Bruno Mars is like, 5ft?
proudvirgin: Lettuce is so nice. Agreed.
I’m going shopping for food soon. Healthy food. Ideas?
It's tricky to rock a rhyme
eugeneee: To rock a rhyme that’s right on time
penispunch: what-is-this-i-dont-even: joshishollywood: …what shes making very valid points here people. someone get obama on this shit so she can have two goddamn birthdays. Future cast of Jersey Shore. ok so like, have you ever seen in Family Guy when Peter Griffin does that ‘You know what really grinds my gears?’ news thing? This is it. But RL.
bewuga: make a bong out of my laptop i want to get so high my blog can feel it
bewuga: YOU PEOPLE WILL LITERALLY MAKE A BONG OUT OF ANYTHING COKE CAN BONG APPLE BONG VODKA BOTTLE BONG GRANDMA BONG
No one actually gives a shit about the Olympics usually. But now that its in London you never hear about fuck all else. No one gives a shit.
Try and get the wife to do my tattoo tomorrow. Weeee.
People who get told on here that they are the best looking thing on the planet and you know that they are being lied to.
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Fuck sake eBay, s'wrong witchoo?
I typed ‘boxing’ into ebay expecting boxing related material. Alas it produced me with auctions of actual boxes.