- what she says: brb gotta pee!!
- what she really means: Piss on me. Fucking piss on me but do it in the antarctic so that the pee freezes in mid air while you are pissing off a building and the piss turns to spear’s. impale me with frozen urine and then shit on my butt corpse. Im a fat gay and I want to go to Ice Hell ftw.
“You’re always haunted by the idea you’re wasting your life.” —Chuck Palahniuk (via polvocosmico)
I FOUND ALL MY OLD PICTURES GUIDJNKSF
these are of me 5 years ago jumping on a bed
and then i passed out ofmg
- me texting my mom: can you pick up some milk on the way home
- me: she's not answering me
- me: she must have went to check her phone and swerved into oncoming traffic
- me: i killed her
- me: i killed my mom