June 2012
tltty:
madeagoestohell:
who decided on the heart shape anyway?
like in what world does this
look anything like this
??????
1 tag
littleturnons:
“Once my girlfriend let me watch her touch herself. Not only was it hot, but it was majorly educational since I got to see—for the first time—exactly how she likes to be touched.”
everyone: you're so quiet
me: i'm not quiet i just don't fucking like you
Please lord let me have a day off work ok ty x
flipnote:
once i was at walmart and a bird landed on my mom’s car
so i turned on the wind shield wipers and it flew away AND IT BROUGHT HIS GANG
nintendoggystyle:
the year is 1924. madonna has released her first single
if you’re having a party and you don’t even have a platter of cheese cubes I’m sorry to inform you that you aren’t actually having a party
its funny because people think im quiet
but im just listening to everyones conversations
and figuring out your weaknesses
and ill use them against you to get further in life
because i hate everyone
floatzels:
if you dont know how to come out as gay to your family just get a series of stars tattooed on your arm
reactivating:
It bothers me when people are unnecessarily rude
8 tags
aryll:
sometimes i follow someone who’s such a nice and cool person and they seem to have a lot of friends that i wanna be their friend too because i think they’re really great
but instead i just occasionally reply and like their posts and watch quietly from a distance whispering “im sorry i just want to be friends”
parents: honey, it's time for the sex talk
me: what do you wanna know
