Foxtrot. Uniform. Charlie. Kilo.

if i had sex in the shower i’d probably slip and die

High homer

PE doesn’t stand for physical education. it stands for public embarrassment

circumcisions:

sluttyoliveoil:

hey someone told me you remind them of an owl

who

FUCK

I JUST TURNED ON MY OLD COMPUTER I HAD WHEN I WAS 11 FOR THE FIRST TIME AND THIS IS MY PASSWORD HINT OMG I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

every medicine on the market is like

pros: you’ll stop coughing

cons: you might die

‘please dont be gay porn’ i whisper as i scroll down tumblr in public

let’s be real here - if your only concept of “real sex” is a penis in a vagina, you are probably really bad at sex

HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO KISS SOMEONE BUT YOU CANT